Dear Shadow Readers:
I am well aware that there is a certain contingient of people who read my blog only because they hate my writing, hate my work, hate my literary agent, hate one or more of my publishers, and hate my choice of genre. These same people also have a very unhealthy fascination with me in general that borders on psychotic obsession.
To them I say:
Please go get professional help. You are in serious need of heavy medication. And stop reading my blog.
You know who you are.
That is all.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled program.